Saturday, August 13, 2011

'Privacy and other foolhardy notions' - a sci-fi ballad

I woke up one day with this title in my head, and the residue of a dream where Megan Fox was part of a burqa-brigade out to get me.


Also, after ignoring several invites from friends, re: Iftar party!/Hangout!/Fun, fun, fun!, the sinking realization that I am a certified hermit. From that dark mind came:

Title of novel: 'Privacy and other foolhardy notions'
Genre: Sci-fi, romance, tragedy
Brief synopsis: Hot model with big.. heart tires of her geeky boyfriend ['Big Bang Theory' hangover] and seeks the help of cyborg mercenary in a desperate bid for freedom. Little does she realize... said cyborg belongs to Islamic militant group.
Storyboard below.

Status: Rejected: HarperCollins sent the following message: '..as for the author, perhaps someone should tell him the only privacy he's getting is in a straitjacket.' James Cameron is suing.

The greatest film adaptation you never saw.

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